ostracizedpoodle:

Tell your dad he’s adopted this Father’s Day

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

fruitpunchg:

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence